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NOW HEAR THIS!!!
NEW Gunny Ermey's Alarm Clock App
FOR YOUR Android Smartphone IS NOW AVAILABLE ON THE Google Play STORE
Don't you wish you could have Gunny Ermey wake you up each day? When Gunnery Sergeant R. Lee Ermey's Alarm Clock goes off, the Gunny will scream at you to "GET OUT OF THE RACK!!!" complete with the Reveille bugle call, the Gunny's faithful trash can and nightstick, and 15+ Gunnyisms. The Gunny heard some of you lazy retirees and civilians are a little bit slow in getting up in the morning. Well no more! Now you can have the Gunny wake you every morning to GET YOUR REAR IN GEAR! The alarm will continue to sound until you Dismiss it. Of course it has a Snooze button on it, TWINKLETOES, but I don't want to see you use it or I will have you doing PUSH-UPS until you puke buttermilk!
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SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, SWEETHEART? GET THIS APP TODAY!!! It's ONLY $1.99 Click to go to the Google play store Or Scan with your smartphone to install |
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Gunny's Answering Machine Messages
That's right! You can now have Gunny on your Voice Mail or Answering Machine. Just order and download the one you want, then record it to your voice mail, answering machine or whatever else you can think of!
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ANSWER the phone NUMBNUTS!!! Be the 1st to have your phone screaming the Gunny at you when it rings. Get your Gunny Ringtones NOW MAGGOT!!!
Garmin & TomTom Voice Skins
Download the Gunny's Voice Skin for your Garmin or TomTom GPS. Specific models are listed on the Garmin Instructions page. The Gunny's TomTom Voice Skin seems to be compatible with all TomTom units that will allow you to upload voices to them. Check your owners manual. Here is the TomTom Instructions link.
If your Garmin is NOT one of the ones listed, DO NOT DOWNLOAD IT NUMBNUTS!!!
Now included with all orders is the Gunny's Startup image at no charge. we hope to be adding more images for you in the next few weeks. Click HERE for the Gunny's Garmin Startup image.
*We are not responsible if you laugh so hard you break a rib, split and/or pee in your pants, hyperventilating or having people wonder what you are laughing so hard about while driving your car.
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