Now you can have the Gunny SOUND OFF to all those people who constantly call you and leave messages on your Answering Machine! Get the Gunny's Answering Machine Messages TODAY and drive those JACKWAGONS crazy! All you need to do is record this on your answering machine or voice mail and you will no longer worry about people bothering you, picking on you, saying you dress funny, well we can't really stop them from saying that, but the Gunny will defiantly have them laughing or crying. Either way it will be a BLAST!
This message will have the Gunny will answer your phone and say...
"1...2...3...4...I LOVE THE MARINE CORPS...Everyone is out on a little run right now.
When they get back and are all Squared Away, they will return your call mo' Riki Tik!
You know what to do at the BEEP do ya? Well if you don't, well that's tough fucking shit ain't it? I'll get back to ya maybe!"