Gunnery SGT R. Lee Ermey 12" 'PT' Motivational Figure

The 12" P.T. Ermey figure includes:

• Authentic R. Lee Ermey likeness

• Fully articulated body with 30+ points of articulation

• SWEATSHIRT, USMC, RED

• TROUSER, UTILITY

• BOOTS, COMBAT

• Accessories include:

  • Campaign Hat

  • Full-size whistle for your own motivational purposes

  • 12" figure display stand with a print of the USMC logo

AUDIO SCRIPT:
PT is good for you, PT is good for me. Pain is weakness leaving the body. U-rah.
Get on your face and start pushing. I expect 110% right now, or I will drive your dick in the dirt.
Were you born that fat, or did you have to eat your entire family to achieve those results?
Cellulite! Well any day sweetheart! That's right, don't make any effort. I mean, don't bother to go the extra mile, scumbag.
You've got enough blubber hanging off of your fat frame to feed a family of Eskimos for a week.
Put some gas into it, numbnuts. You move slower than old people %*^*.
Why are you effecting the quality of my life?
You disgust me, you unorganized pile of grabastic ^**&!
I'll PT you until you die!
 

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