Now you can have the Gunny SOUND OFF to all those people who constantly call you and leave messages on your Answering Machine! Get the Gunny's Answering Machine Messages TODAY and drive those JACKWAGONS crazy! All you need to do is record this on your answering machine or voice mail and you will no longer worry about people bothering you, picking on you, saying you dress funny, well we can't really stop them from saying that, but the Gunny will defiantly have them laughing or crying. Either way it will be a BLAST!
This message will have the Gunny will answer your phone and say...
"I AM YOUR SENIOR DRILL INSTRUCTOR GUNERY SGT. R. LEE ERMEY AND NO ONE AT THIS DAMN NUMBER CAN EVEN THINK OF ANSWERING THE PHONE FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS BECAUSE THEY ARE GOING TO BE DOING PUSH UPS UNTIL THEY PUKE SPRING WATER!
NOW LEAVE YOUR NAME, NUMBER AND WHEN I AM DONE, MAYBE, JUST FREEKIN' MAYBE, I'LL HAVE 'EM CALL YOU BACK NUMBNUTS!"